Two Jokes About Russia’s Invasion

(thanks, Elmer!)

“I have stopped speaking Russian in Ukraine”
“Why, because you are afraid that Ukrainians will attack you for speaking Russian?”
“No, because I am afraid that Putler will come to “protect” me”


Telephone call from St. Petersburg to Ukraine:

“I hear that the fascists have taken over Ukraine”
“No, so far they have only taken over Crimea”