Sorry, Comrade, But You Didn’t Just Discover The Secret To Making Communism Work

“Over the weekend, Jesse Myerson, a twenty-something former Occupy organizer, finally stumbled upon a foolproof recipe for success for today’s struggling Millennials. The recipe? Communism, naturally.”

Ugh. I don’t want to argue with these psychopaths anymore. Can’t we just split into two seperate countries?