Let’s outsource the penal system to Russia.

I think it would be a sensible use of everyone’s talents if we outsourced prison systems to the Russians. (Other ideas medicine to the Jews, governance to English, Management to Germans, Design to the French.)

Here’s an article about prison gangs in the US: http://www.economist.com/news/books-and-arts/21614090-prison-gangs-are-rational-solution-growing-problem-protection-rackets