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US Embassy in Kyiv: Why Should Ukrainians Care About Intellectual Property Rights?
Ukraine’s Tunnel of Love
Apparently, this place really exists:

(from 22 Unbelievable Places that are Hard to Believe Really Exist)
Photo Manipulations in the USSR
Monument to Kozak Victory Over Turks Unveiled in Vienna
http://vgolos.com.ua/politic/news/51882.html
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I assume this is a reference to the Great Turkish War.
Lviv, June 9
What a beautiful city. What a beautiful day. :)
Pre-Modernism, Modernism, Post-Modernism
In the west, there was a succession.
The mysticism, superstition and original sin of Pre-Modernism gave way to the rationality, individuality and justice of Modernism, which is now struggling with the beast of its own creation — the nihilism and irrationality of Post-Modernism. Post-Modernism simultaneously denies truth and knowledge yet makes positive statements about the world, usually rehashing economic Marxism as cultural Marxism.
In Ukraine, they all exist simultaneously.
There is still very much mysticism and superstition. Ukraine only caught glimpses of the Enlightenment. Of course, the spread of commerce has brought with it an appreciation of rationality and even justice. Now, in an effort to be more western, intellectuals idiotically imitate the self-destructive opinions and policies of post-modernists.
Here, it’s all scrunched together, five hundred years of philosophical ideas all rubbing elbows.
RIP Ruslan the Para-planer
About a year ago I went para-planing. It was so much fun. I felt giddy for days. Here are a few pictures:
I remember the pilot, Ruslan. He was a super nice guy. How can you not be cheerful when you spend your days taking excited adventurers para-planing. We were his last flight of the day. He and I talked about my background, the Ukrainian diaspora, modern Ukraine.
I was distraught to hear that a couple months after our flight, he crashed and died, along with a pair of passengers. Here are a couple headlines.
http://tsn.ua/ukrayina/avariya-paraplana-na-truhanovomu-zabrala-sche-odne-zhittya.html
http://kiev.vgorode.ua/news/124363/
R.I.P.
Roman’s Cherry Chicken Dinner
An AC unit on a building in Lviv
The Bus from Przemysl
Note: The author is an American of Ukrainian descent currently living in L’viv Ukraine. His ancestors had fled that country to escape the Bolsheviks. Przemysl is a city just on the other side of the Ukrainian-Polish border.
The Bus from Przemysl
I.
Yogurt. Juice. Mandarins. A bicycle chain repair machine. Coffee creamer. Goods tightly bound in plastic bags, or placed individually in the overhead compartment.
Constant, frantic noise of middle-aged women, like walking into a chicken coop. rows full of boxes. seats piled high. windows blocked. boxes and bags.
The business of clearing seats, of ladies reminding each other what belongs to whom.
Diapers.
The doors close. The driver climbs over some bags to find his seat. A woman calls for the man sitting in front. He pulls a roll of packing tape from his coat pocket, steps over bags. he seals a torn-open box, returns to his seat, resigned to the duty of his labor, completely silent, unlike the women. A woman hands him a bag of vacuum sealed sausages. Some tumble to the floor. He kneels to retrieve them from under a seat. He will hold them in his lap for the rest of the trip. Another bag of sausages goes to the lady across the aisle from him.
The driver insisting the under compartment is full, unpacking a bag of thermoses — each is boxed, ready to be shelved in some store — and placing them individually in the overhead.
Boxes of powdered milk under the seats.
Slowly, things settle to private conversations. There are big snowy fields and villages in the distant forested hills.
What a vulgar, vile idea it was to reduce all this to the brutality and ignorance of a post office.
II.
I see the traffic before I see the border. Three lanes of vans and cars. All still. People stand among in their coats. So many. Later, I’m told they will mostly be crossing on foot.
I’m happy to see the bus steer into the lane for opposing traffic. We skip almost the entire line, then the driver stops and cuts the engine. We wait. There’s a 100 zloty note prominent on the dashboard.
One of the women speaks to the driver. 150 zloty. A quiet conversation. Another 40 zloty. I am a bystander to this world. (my ticket cost only 25.) A shuffling of documents.
We wait beside a flatbed trailer with two cars chained in place. I think they have no tires, but then see the tires laid flat. The frames rest upon the tires. Perhaps these aren’t cars at all. Perhaps in this moment they are merely scrap metal. A different thing entirely.
I watch my travel companions. Fascinated by their world. They know this trip well. I imagine their lives, look into their bags: Kiwi. Mushrooms. Butter. Seeds.
The Polish guard collects passports, looks, each of us carefully in the face. No smiling. Soon they’re returned.
More waiting.
The Ukrainian guard does the same and then (rejoice!) we are through! Breathe again.
At a gas station, the flurry of activity, the frantic clucking crescendos. One woman can’t find her bag. Two men carry crates of juice to the gas station. A woman exits the bus and six bags are unloaded onto the curb beside her. The two come running back from the gas station, arms swinging. The driver yells hurry. Boxes go into the trunk of a waiting car.
Such intricate chaos. God bless it, I think. God bless these people, this system.
At the next stop, numbers — forty yogurts, no sixty. Counting. Such hustle and precision! Nothing like US Army logistics. Ha.
A box of yogurt and a box of butter become two boxes, half-full of each.
Now, there are hryvni on the dashboard.
A lady unloading the overhead places a large box of chocolate snacks in my lap without asking permission or speaking to me. She clears a space on the seat across the aisle and moves the box there. I feel . . . accepted.
Boots, crackers. Someone needs something from beneath the seat adjacent to me. I begin to help. The boxes of butter are heavy.
Men await our arrival beside one grocery. The women hand them boxes through the door. They stack them in the alley in the spots where snow had melted away.
Now, the hryvni are gone.
A microwave gets passed from the from to the back of the bus. They yell at the driver to open the rear door. They call him by his first name.
Four bags go beside the traffic circle where a taxi waits.
The stops get quieter, less frantic now with fewer people and fewer goods. It is dark when we finally reach L’viv. I am one of only three passengers when the bus parks beside the train station. I exist with my suitcase and walk home.
III.
Snow is falling lightly. Everything is calm. Freshly returned from the west, L’viv’s poverty is clear. I carry the suitcase because its little wheels can’t handle the disastrous sidewalks, the snow and slush, the trolley tracks buckling the cobblestone streets. Yes, Ukraine is poorer that the west — run down in many ways. The roads and sidewalks, a disaster. But still, it’s very beautiful. Everywhere, under dustings of snow, in the shadows cast by electric lights, there are hidden treasures of architecture, history, religion, faith.
Dollar value of all Ukrainian Money
There are different ways of measuring a country’s monetary supply. They’re called, M1, M2, M3, etc. M1 is the most conservative.
M1 = 337,461,000,000 UAH Million as of March of 2013
That equals $41,559,236,453. About $41.5 billion.
The Vibrancy of Kyiv, every time I visit
Of course political and financial capitals benefit economically at the expense of the rest of the country, but nevertheless, I’m always impressed and excited when I visit Kyiv — the same can be said of New York City.
Both are great places to visit.
I saw new restaurants and was particularly surprised to see an organic place and a raw-foods place. I was not surprised by the peculiar mixing of styles — Mex Tex Italiano
Of course, where there are abandoned properties literally a few hundred meters from Maidan, Kyiv’s central square, you know this isn’t a normal free market:
As on most weekends, they close the Khreshchatyk, the main street that runs past Maidan. It looked like some sports celebration. There were two girls on equestrian styled horses, gymnasts jumping on trampolines, wrestling matching, little arena-style football games, relay races, tug-of-war and more.
Olympic events invoke two of the things politicians love most: flag waving and government-funded infrastructure projects.
The Strangest Restaurant Experience of my Life
There’s a cafeteria in a factory that working at probably 15% capacity — a deteriorating shadow of Soviet times. It’s open to the public too, but it seems not many people know about it.
Here’s how you get there. First, find this place:
Walk through the lot and around this building:
Then through this alley:
Across this other lot (there’s a dotted line to help):
Around the corner, passing the rusting metal tank:
Along the back side of this building:
Through this door. Its being already open made the whole trip that much more welcoming. :)
Up these stairs:
Across this large, empty ballroom and into the door in the door in the corner:
Down the hall (the light at the end of this corridor was my second clue after the open door that they were open for business):
And there you can buy all this food for about $2.35:
It was delicious! And probably the strangest restaurant experience of my life.
How much does a Cathode Ray Tube TV circuit board cost?
30 UAH (about $3.75) at L’viv Radio Rynok!
It’s a technology bazaar. I feel safer, of course, surrounded by the ethic of a shopping mall — symmetry of information, guarantee, warranty — but it’s nevertheless exciting to see so many people making a living in such hyper specialized ways.
It’s open Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday.
My dear friend and co-conspirator who accompanied me also builds tesla coils for fun. Did you know that if you hold one of those new “green” light bulbs next to a tesla coil, it’ll light up?
Tex Mex BBQ
https://www.facebook.com/TexMexBbq
Finally found American-style customer service in Ukraine. This restaurant has been open less than a year. Its owner is American and he takes a very active managerial role.
Great to see!
Best nachos in town too.
I wonder what Forbes paid to hang this advertisement on the city council building
A programmer, two central bankers, and I were on a train . . .
Not kidding. I was on the Kyiv-Lviv train today. Happened to be sitting in the wagon’s one booth arrangement of seats. There’s exactly one in each wagon of the new Hundai trains. My companions are two young women who work at Ukraine’s central bank and an 8-year computer programmer, back-end specialist.
He spoke English pretty well. The two women were attending some central bank conference in L’viv. They mentioned that there’d be discussion of an audit.
Great conversation. Yes, Bitcoin came up. It came up a lot. :-)
I love my life.
Oh, and during the trip, a fantastic rainbow appeared over half the horizon.
Georgians at Borispol Airport near Kyiv
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