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Taking Candy from Babies — Banksters run rampant in Cyprus — Ukrainian reaction

In case you missed it:

Sad Cyprus

#Cyprus Depositors Vent Fury Through Social Media

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Now that the precedent has been set, now that a western government has simply closed banks and helped itself to between 6.7 and 10 percent of each depositor’s money, I wonder if I should close my IRA.

Waiting thirty years for a tax break under these conditions seems ridiculous. The dollar will certainly collapse before then. The only question is how audacious the crimes of politicians will be when their system is in its death throes.

Let’s wait and see how big a bank run this action sparks.

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Ukrainians have seen similar things before — bank holidays not for confiscation, but during period of hyper inflation. I think that aside from the Ukrainian oligarchs with money in Cyprus, people here consider this far away and other people’s business.

As my relatives say when I segue to the topic of sound money: “this would be really interesting if we had money to worry about.”

:)

I actually think Ukrainians are among the best prepared people on Earth for currency collapse. Everyone here knows to keep money under the mattress and to hide their economic activity.

March 2013 – a false spring, restaurants, music

March brought an early spring with warm weather and blue skies — quite a relief from L’viv’s almost perpetually grey winter.

The “ratusha” in the city center:
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The sun reflecting from a window below L’viv’s famous sitting Jesus:
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The Cathedral near the train station:
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Chicken Pate — Another gorgeous lunch at Centaur Restaurant:
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Snow melting in Ivan Franko Park:
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Typical L’viv: On one of my many attempts to visit a gallery while it was open, I found this note tucked into the latch. “I’m in Svit Kavy [World of Coffee],” followed by a name and phone number.
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The entrance to my building :(.
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This folk rock band is hugely popular in the West. They use Hutsul dialect in their lyrics. “Ty taka doroha my.”
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Very funny. For my American reader:
“вай!” means Wow! but sound like the first syllable of wifi.
“файна” means fine but its first syllable sounds like the “fi” part of wifi.
“зона” means zone or place.
вай файна зона = Wow! a fine place. = Wifi Zone
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And then, a blizzard:
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Lviv’s public transportation system ground to a halt.
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My New Favorite Steak Place in L’viv

Fortunately, I found “The Гриль” (The Grill). It exemplifies kitsch: the host’s cowboy hat, vest, dungarees and boots, the rough, wooden interior, the map of the South-Western US painted onto the wall, leather-bound menus. What adds to the fun is the typical confused mixing of American styles and stereo types. The tables are covered with 50’s diner-style table clothes with checker patters and pictures of good, simple Americana foods like cherry pie, hamburgers and French fries.

It gets even stranger. For some reason, Ukrainian restaurants almost all serve pizza, coffee and sushi. You know you’re in a fancy restaurant when the menu does NOT include sushi. The Grill doesn’t pass this test, but I don’t care. The steaks are amazing!

The sushi section of The Grill’s leather-bound menus:
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Не ЗРЯ премійований!

Unfortunately, I still read Ukrainian rather slowly. I’ll work on it in the future, but for now I’m delighted to be getting exposed to Ukraine’s literary world through great friends like Andriy who is known to make waves with book reviews like this one. It’s about the poetry of this year’s Tarash Shevchenko literary prize, awarded by (I think) Ukraine’s Ministry of Culture.

http://litakcent.com/2013/03/09/ne-zrja-premijovanyj/

Translated (sort of): http://translate.google.com/translate?langpair=auto|en&u=http%3A%2F%2Flitakcent.com%2F2013%2F03%2F09%2Fne-zrja-premijovanyj%2F

On my “blissful ignorance” of Ukrainian politics.

Thanks for the comments, Elmer & Ed. They are good and interesting. Let me defend my reluctance to closely study / follow / participate in politics.

Each of us has only so much time. I’ve decided to spend it on wealth creation, entrepreneurship, and on enjoying life. I do not blog about my nascent entrepreneurship, but it’s been taking much of my time and energy.

Voting with dollars is stronger than voting with ballots. When I buy things I like, they become more available to others as well. The evidence of this impact is overwhelming. For example, I vote for L’viv’s best coffee shops almost daily, and customer service seems to be improving in leaps and bounds. It’s immeasurably better from when I first visited L’viv with my mother in 2008.

Politics is a violent game for thieves and scoundrels. Most Ukrainians are wrong in their belief that rampant corruption and abuse is a distinctly Ukrainian characteristic. Western politicians simply have better masks. They are better con-artists, while Ukrainian politicians are better thugs.

How many times should we witness politicians breaking their promises before giving up? At what point should we acknowledge that we can’t name a single government program anywhere in the world that hasn’t been a failure?

In the words of Thoreau, “government never furthered any enterprise but by the alacrity with which it got out of its way.” Though Thoreau himself may not have realized it, his statement encompasses even the enterprises of security, justice and transportation.

There are people who view the political process even more urgently than you, Ed. They consider it every citizen’s obligation to identify the correct political policy and devote themselves to its advocacy.

I used to think along these lines, but once the illusion of politicians’ legitimacy evaporates, once one recognizes them for the brutal, cowardly, narcissistic criminals they are, this messianic belief in the political process quickly becomes ridiculous.

It becomes a claim that one’s most lofty, noble goal is effective begging. The grandest aspiration for a human life is begging effectively enough, and convincing a sufficient number of fellow tax-slaves to beg effectively enough, that our masters decide to steal less of our money, and smother less of our liberty.

Keep the fucking money, I say. If I have to forfeit ten, twenty, thirty, forty percent of my hard-earned wealth to keep some thug from throwing me in a cage, then that’s what I’ll do — but I won’t legitimize it by begging them to return a portion of what they’ve stolen. That is beneath my dignity. Keep the fucking money. I will give to Cesar what I must, and that is all.

I prefer to vote with my feet — to escape from one tax farm to a more lenient tax farm. (Lately my income is low enough that there’s almost no difference, but I’m preparing for what I expect to be a successful future.) Voting with one’s feet, like voting with one’s money, is stronger than voting with ballots. Tax farmers hate losing their cattle, especially their most productive cattle, and will make concessions — either that, or they’ll erect barbed-wire fences. Escape while you can.

Consider too what you are asking of the common tax slave: to put reason ahead of regular checks from the government, to think (most men would rather die), to emerge from an indoctrination that’s coddled them since their first days of kindergarten when, scarcely capable of reading or the simplest arithmetic, they put their little hands over their little hearts and pledged allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. I’m 36 years old and I still don’t understand what that means. You’re asking them to stand instead of crawl, and that is way, way, way outside of both, their comfort zone and their abilities.

I don’t resent them for it anymore than I resent cows for not being better dancers, or cats for failing to be classical pianists. People are simply incapable of your expectation, and just as we erect fences to keep vermin out of our gardens, we should look to erect fences to keep the votes of the masses off our bodies and out of our wallets.

Democracy is the armed horde. As Hyppolite Taine foresaw in the dusk of the 19th century, as democracy gathered its strength for a final conquest of European monarchy (Americans marched into WWI beneath the banner of “making the world safe for democracy.”): “One puts in the hands of each adult a ballot, but on the back of each a soldier a knapsack: with what promises of massacre and bankruptcy for the Twentieth Century.”

Or John Adams: “. . . democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself.”

If you’re looking for salvation, unfortunately you must look for what may come after the collapse. Salvation, in my opinion, hinges on the ability of small groups of men to isolate themselves from the armed horde, on their ability to defend a system of property rights with guns as well as ideology.

Until such a time, my plan is to enjoy life, create wealth, brace for collapse, and promote an understanding of property rights, so, God-willing, such a group of men may emerge.

L’viv Mayor

I’m blissfully unaware of politics in Ukraine. I don’t even know the mayor’s name, but I heard today that he walks to work without bodyguards.

By Ukrainian standards, this is a very, very good sign.

Beauty in Ukraine

From my good friend Curt:

CULTURAL OBSERVATIONS: UKRAINIAN BEAUTY

10 Reasons Why Ukrainian Women Are Beautiful:

1) Women neither believe they are inferior nor feel afraid. Men are just strong gorillas that need to be kept as properly trained pets through careful management, just like children. Women are not weak. They are not afraid. They are not oppressed. They are powerful and they act like it.

2) Women do not deny their emotions, but they also do not treat them as ‘truths’. They are physical manifestations that must be exorcised and ‘put’ somewhere so that rational thought can prevail. Western women, as a charter from the feminist movement, have adopted the posture that their emotions are both rational, justified, and often, the source of truth. (Which is my only explanation for why so many western women are literally both miserable and ‘crazy’.) Women are confident because of this. They do not fight with themselves or doubt themselves. They are not in conflict. They just experience the emotion. Exorcize it. and move on.

This has an interesting effect on relationships here. Men are more understanding because they can separate the irrational and emotional reactions of women from the rational – providing comfort or acquiescence in the first, and friendship in the second. It’s accomplishing what western women desire, but through natural means rather than attempting to create a gender free society and denying our differences.

3) Classes are evident but class signaling is not. You dont’ signal what you ‘are’ as much as what you either ‘have’ or ‘have control of’. This creates a very interpersonally open society. (friendly and calm.)

4) Women dress to kill. This is because they (correctly) understand the power women have to wield, and that in an world where violence is no longer a currency, it may be true that men will hold the top positions due to loyalty and specialization, but that women will hold MOST positions because in a clerical economy, few if any positions require strength or violence. Even if they are poor, they dress well, and they are confident.

5) The Sport-Look (clothes that allow you to be fat), and the Brittany-tramp look (close that are sport-sexy for when you aren’t fat) and the masculine-look (close that signal you can play in a man’s office world) don’t exist here (yet). That would be sacrificing feminine power.

6) Women have relaxed faces. I don’t now if it’s a holdover from Serfdom, or from Communism, or if it’s biological, but if your face isn’t all that expressive, and you are more expressive with your body language than your face, you will look more peaceful and elegant. And the women look peaceful and elegant. (Well, aside from the shambling little babushkas that still show up now and then.)

7) Long headed slavic tribe’s jaws are narrow which increases femininity and accentuates the size of eyes. There are round heads here too. And round heads with asian influences. But the tall thin fine featured women are a definite gene pool.

8) They walk a lot. Cars and gas are expensive. The subway costs about a quarter (23 cents or so.) It’s safe to walk outside. Even in absurd heels.

9) Women will not tolerate being fat any more than they will tolerate dressing poorly. Seriously. Four random women in any given restaurant here look like they’re out for auditions or photo shoots. You can tell the Americans by who is loud and dresses badly. (Guilty of the second but not the first.)
And they are happy, friendly, and rational. It’s easier to be happy when you love yourself. And its easier to love yourself when you feel beautiful.

10) Women choose to be beautiful. In reality, Ukraine is a melting pot of many different tribes, high middle and low germans, celts, scandinavians, poles, russians, czechs, and a mix of the south slavic peoples too (although I can’t identify them yet.) . … the list goes on. And the women aren’t, at least numerically, physically different from any other european country. But its our actions that determine our appearance. One can cultivate it or ignore it.

Beauty is a record of good choices. :)

Why so many Russians still love Stalin

“By Keith Wagstaff | The Week – Tue, Mar 5, 2013

To the bafflement of the world, Stalin is remembered quite fondly by millions upon millions of Russians

To most of the world, Joseph Stalin, who died 60 years ago today, is a monster — the architect of violent purges and labor camps that killed millions of Russians during his reign over the Soviet Union from 1924 to 1953. So why is Stalin actually more popular in Russia today than he was during the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991?

It’s complicated. Make no mistake; most Russians aren’t ignorant of Stalin’s crimes. In a recent poll conducted by the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, 65 percent of Russians agreed that “Stalin was a cruel, inhuman tyrant, responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people.” Yet in 2011, 45 percent of Russians also had a “generally positive” view of Stalin.

A lot of that discrepancy has to do with World War II, or as the Russians call it, the Great Patriotic War. At a recent conference held by the Russian Orthodox Church, which was persecuted by Stalin’s government, one speaker told an audience that “the nation must be grateful to Stalin for the ‘sacred victory’ over Nazi Germany,” according to Reuters.

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In Georgia, they have a more traditional reason for liking Stalin: He was born there. The Carnegie poll found that 68 percent of Georgians agreed that “Stalin was a wise leader who brought the Soviet Union to might and prosperity.” According to the BBC, his birthplace of Gori features a Stalin museum and has voted to erect a huge statue of the dictator. One tour guide summed up the country’s feelings towards the man.” (more)

My reaction:

1. “War is the health of the state.”

2. I wonder what a survey of the opinions of American academics would reveal.

Ukrainian Easter Egg Workshop held at Mount Airy Museum of Regional History

“The Mount Airy Museum of Regional History held a Batik Easter Egg Workshop yesterday afternoon on the second floor of the museum. The Ukrainian tradition of decorating eggs with wax is called pysanky, and dates back to 1300 BC.

The ancient practice used traditional motifs that date back even further, to 3000 BC, and many examples were provided for the students by the class instructor, Maria Skaskiw.

Skaskiw learned the art of decorating the eggs as a child in New York. She grew up in a Ukrainian community and she said she believes she began the art after her sister began learning the technique.

Read more: Mount Airy News – Ukrainian Easter Egg Workshop held at Mount Airy Museum of Regional History.” (more)

A very Ukrainian poem by Bohdan Nyzhankivsky

Here is a hilarious poem by diaspora poet Bohdan Nyzhankivsky, published under the nickname Babay (Boogie man), in Detroit 1983:

Історія

Прощав ліричний козаченько
(Під ним ліричний кониченько)
Свою ліричну дівчиноньку,
Бо на ліричну йшов війноньку.

Рубнув ліричний воріженько,
І вмер лірично козаченько.
Над ним ліричний кониченько
Іржав лірично, потихенько.

Лірично сохла дівчинонька…
Ось українська пригодонька!

(із книги “Марципани і витребеньки”)

Note: I don’t have any rights to this poem. I just want to popularize a poet who, for his sense of humor, seems worth remembering. But if any copyright trolls want me to remove this, contact me.

Sequester Apocalypse back home

One nice thing about most foreign governments, even horribly corrupt ones, is that they don’t subject their people to as much propaganda as the US government does:

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I was asked: Do the peasants of those other governments know that what little they do get is a lie?

Reply: The fraction that recognizes the lies is probably a bit bigger than in America, because the propaganda is less sophisticated than America’s. Ukraine’s politicians, like most politicians all over the world, only want to steal from their people. America’s politicians want to steal, control everybody, save the world and get approval for foreign wars & empire building.

The most depressing thing, at least about Ukraine, is that most people believe the key to improvement is having the Ukrainian government more closely resemble America’s.

L’viv’s literature subsidy

Apparently, L’viv is getting an EU grant to promote literature. There was recently a conference centered around praising the wisdom of the grant. A member of my English club raised some eyebrows by questioning the morality of forcing Europeans to pay for Ukrainian literature, and the efficacy of government-supported arts.

I’m so proud. :)